2015

Let's ride the magical minecart!

Yeah Stephanie!

Hi.

STFU Enzo!!! D:<

Pixel punches Enzo.

God sent me to Lazytown as a spirit.

No, you are born with Italian parents, so I will kick you to death camp.

*Pixel kicks Frank to death camp*

But I was already in Heaven.

Hello.

*Pixel kicks Nick to death camp*

I'm Blackface Pete. What about Italian Scots?

Do you hate Italian Scots? I hate them.

Yeah.

PETER CAPALDI!!!!!

Yes, Keemstar?

Who are you?

I'm the Doctor.

Are you one of those d*gos?

You know that word is offensive to Italians, right?

I wish you were a n!##3r.

I'm a Time Lord.

What do you have to say, Peter? Is it important or what?

Pixel is actually a slitheen. Kill him, please.

Is there any supporting evidence for that? If so, please tell me.

His skin is falling apart.

Okay.

Keemstar kills Pixel.

(as a zombie) Damn them d##o dogs.

I'm not a dog though...

SHIT! *dies*

Good.

Lorenzo, please stop appearing in every single Barney Bunch film. I get turned on whenever I see you.

Aren't you Bob Saget?

No shit, Sherlock.

And you also, Nick.

I get turned on when Elroy appears in a BB film. By the way, Danny is here.

Last time I gave a shit, my shit sailed.