Kanye (born January 2, 1004 AD) is one of the members of The Barney Bunch. He is Earth's most powerful human being; he has the special ability to manipulate current events and the space-time continuum. He is friends with Baikinman, Barney, Kingston Livingston III, Mega Man, Pyrocynical, and Drew Pickles. He is also a hip hop recording artist and producer who started his career in the late '60s.
In August 1984, he married Jesus, and would soon become the father of 666 children.