Kipland Philip Kinkel, also known as Kip Kinkel or Kippy D*ckel (born August 30, 1982) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He, like Calliou, is a crybaby, so he is known to act up and to temper tantrums, such as shooting up a school and killing his parents. He was initially a secret member of the Trench Coat Mafia, talking with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold with the use of IRC chat. While having a talk with Eric Harris, he mentioned about potentially "setting a new high score" at his high school. Eric Harris advocated in it, and helped young Kip gather everything that he needed to set his new swell high score. On May 20, 1998, after feeling a pile of s**t from getting expelled for bringing in a stolen handgun to school, he killed his parents, chillaxed, and played the famous Liebestod from the famous 1859 drama Tristan und Isolde by Richard Wagner. While playing the song on his stereo, he felt very confident about killing others, stating that "he hears voices in his head" and that "he has to kill people".

The night passes, and young Kippy had a strange dream about hearing voices in his head. He is in fact an oracle for what is going to happen eleven months later with his IRC chat butt buddies, putting on his trench coat and wielding a gun. As he made it to Thurston High School, he felt butthurt enough to release the fury of 69 suns and shoot his peers, killing two of them.

Six hours later, he was put in handcuffs, and had the pessimism about failing to achieve the new high score.

Kip Kinkel's swell gallery