Mr. Buzzcut, better known as Mr. Swellcut (b. January 19, 1952) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is so swell that he buzzed his own hair by mistake at age 4. Sadly, it never grew back. His real name is actually Bradley "Bagthatwassoswell" Buzzcut. He teaches gym in Drewland High School. He was also a drill instructor in the Drewland Army until 1997.