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All God's creatures, fresh off the grill...

Parker Dinkleman
is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is an extremely g*y fry cook that works at McDonalds. He used to work at Mr Meaty, however, he got fired because he kept r*ping Josh Redgrove in the @$$. His favorite b*tt-buddies are Ronald McDonald, SpongeBob SquarePantsDrew Pickles, Astro Boy, Squidward Testicles, and the Grimace. Parker loves having g*y *rgies with them at McDonalds. Whenever they have g*y b*tt-s*x, it sounds exactly like "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" and then they c*m an ocean of s*men like "soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi". Parker also loves eating sh*t burgers and using his spatula as a d*ldo. His c*ck is 400000 inches long
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