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Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald (born February 21, 1945) is the former mascot of the international fast food chain McDonald's, and one of the major members of The Barney Bunch. He is the son of D. Ronald who helped him play in the OG Ronald McDonald comercials in 1963.

Family

  • Dick the Clown (brother)
  • John Wayne Gacy (father)
  • Unnamed mother
  • Michael Jackson (half-brother)
  • D. Ronald (Step father)

History

Ronald was born in 1945. When he was 3, his mother tragically sent him to an orphanage, so he could find a better life. Luckily, a clown named D. Ronald adopted him. Life with D. Ronald was good, but uninteresting. But when he first met Dib Membrane, Zim, and Drew Pickles in 1981, they became very good friends. they did masturbation contests, watched gay porn, stripped for old men, and had 12 orgies with Dib. They were in love, although not for long. they did not feel right together, so they stopped being in love. He started starring in McDonald commercials, the Barney Bunch was formed, and the rest is history.

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