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Speedee is the former mascot of McDonalds, he was replaced by The P-P-P-Penis Clown in 1963, whom he dislikes for no reason. One day, the creepy Happy Meal boxes tried to rape him and Ronald, but Speedee raped the boxes back. The boxes are his new rivals. Due to his hatred of the boxes, he joined The Barney Bunch, but he still hates Ronald, pretty much like how Chuck E. Cheese hates Grimace for being the cousin of his retarded best friend, Mr. Munch, 

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