Squidward Testicles (b. October 9, 1970) is a member of The Barney Bunch. He actually doesn't hate SpongeBob or Patrick, but he's one of their favorite butt buddies and he actually finds them sexy. Squidward testicles rapes SpongeBob everyday. He likes to shove his clarinet up his ass to use as a dildo. He also has an art collection made that consists of gay porn and sex toys. He likes to paint pictures of his penis to look longer Drew's 300 mile long cock, just to please Drew; then get his anus raped. He taught Flash Sentry to be an awesome grunge singer. Since the mid 2000s, he has starred in many torture porns, such as Good Neighbors (2005), Choir Boys (2009), Boating Buddies (2008), and Squid Baby (2012).