"Suzy, its for you," Mommy called.
"Hello, its Lexi, my mommy said it was alright if I called you to come over," said Lexi.
"Are you alright? You sound sick." I asked.
"Yeah, its just a cold. Achoo!" she sneezed.
"Okay, let me ask Mommy first," I decided.
"Sure," said Mommy. "Just make sure your home in an hour."
"Wait," said Lexi. "My mom says she can pick you up."
Okay, I think.
"Lexi's mom says she can pick me up."
All of a sudden I hear a honking noise.
"That's her!" says Mommy. "Have a good playdate."
As soon as Mommy went inside, I heard a zipping noise, followed by an evil laugh.
When I looked, I saw something purple, and green.
"Who are you?" I ask.
"I'm Barney," he said. Then he hits the pedals very hard.
I scream. "Do you want me to die?"
"I've been around for millions of years and haven't died yet," he retorted. "Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!"
Then we arrived at a mansion that looked creepy.
"Get in!" demanded Barney.
When I got in I saw a table with red stuff stained on it. "What is that?" I ask Barney.
"Ketchup," he laughed. "Do you like games?"
"Yes," I answer.
"Then lets play Follow the Leader," he answered.
"Okay," I decided. "Where are the grown-ups?"
"I am a grown-up, YOU FOOL!" he said. Then he slapped me.
"Please don't hurt me," I cried.
Barney marched up the steps and I followed. He went into a what-looked-like bedroom. I followed.
"This is your bedroom," he laughed.
"But I'm not staying here," I say.
"When you come back you will," he said, followed by a chilling laugh.
Suddenly a tall man in a suit leaped out of the closet. When he turned around, HE HAD NO FACE! I scream in terror.
"Oh, no need to be scared," said Barney. "This is just an old friend of mine, Slendy."
"Hi, Suzy," he said.
"How do you know my name?" I ask.
"I'll leave you two alone," Barney said.
"So," said Slendy. "How old are you?"
"5," I say.
"Oh, I already knew. Just wanted to see if you knew. Anyways we're going to New York."
"Is that where the Statue of Liberty is?" I ask.
"You don't need to know right now."
"But does Mommy know?" I ask.
"Yes, of course Mommy knows," he said.
"Why are we going to New York?" I ask.
"Because, that's where the money is," he said.
He hands me a piece of paper.
"Why do I need a piece of paper?"
"BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK YOU ASSHOLE!" said Slendy.
It had all my info on it. My name and eveything.
He slapped me and when I woke up I was in a hotel room with a man, naked!
"What am I supposed to do?" I ask.
"HAVE SEX YOU FUCKING CUNT!" he screamed.
"What is sex?" I ask.
"Just follow your instincts," said Slendy.
I should've never answered the phone call.