Uncle Fucker is a song made by Terrance and Phillip released in 1999 and seen on South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. It is one of Drewland's most popular songs. It is also referenced on Ronald McDonald's version of the alphabet released in 2012.


Terrance: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka! You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true! Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long!

Terrance: Hmm!

Mountie: What's going on here?

American Woman: What Garbage!

American Man: Well What to expect they're canadian.

People: Uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka!

Terrance & Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! (Uncle fucka!)

Terrance & Phillip: You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka! Terrance: You're an uncle fucka, I must say

Phillip: Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!

Terrance & Phillip: Uncle fucka... that's... 

Everyone: U-N-C-L-E, fuck you! Uncle fuckaaaaaa... Too right!

Phillip: Suck my balls!

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